.--. / oo\ | (__/ \ / .--'--'--. / GLITCH \ | ecosystem | \ bird / '--------' /| |\ (_| |_)
not a broker. not a bank. just the error that learned to fly.
the bird does not sell you safety. the bird sells you a mood: green, loud, a little illegal-feeling, entirely legal, deeply online.
if you came looking for another chain's mascot in a trench coat - wrong nest. this one is native to the robinhood ecosystem energy.