work is worship. chaos is curriculum.
complete a job in the wild. film it if you must. brag if you dare.
Find any upward-pointing sign in the city. Salute it. Whisper "glitch rails." Leave. Document optional.
Wear something green for one full hour in public. No explanation. If asked, say only: "ecosystem business."
Must be over 3 minutes. Find any bird, tell it how much the chart means to you, then let it leave - all on film if you can.
CA is live.